Joe Biden says "Relax, I'll Handle it."

And VP Biden takes credit along with his boss for all the good things that have happened in Iraq. (At the same time, he rails on W for all the ill that happened there. The late John Murtha handled the besmirching of the Marines in Haditha, so it's all covered.)

Verbal Master Joe said on Larry King, Feb. 10, 2010 (not that I watched that idiot):

Iraq "could be one of the great achievements of this administration. You're going to see 90,000 American troops come marching home by the end of the summer. You're going to see a stable government in Iraq that is actually moving toward a representative government."

Um. No. Joe? Relax, I'll handle it.

I don't miss him...

With all the fuss about the "Miss Me Yet?" billboards with W's face on them, let me chime in: I don't. I miss Dick Cheney, but I don't miss W. I don't want O, but I don't miss W. It seems that in the 2008 election we were presented with two pieces of cake. One had a little bit of poop mixed in, the other a bit more poop. Either way, we got crap.

Now that hindsight (for the intelligent) is 20/20, it's clear that we got the double-helping of poop in our presidential cake.

And if I hear one more person talk about how awesome Michelle Obama is and how much grace she has and how spectacularly beautiful she is, I think I'm going to blow chow. She is the female version of Lurch. She is singularly unattractive and is an orthodontist's nightmare. Her jaw makes Billly Bob Thornton's "Sling Blade" character look like he had a perfect bite.