According to Phil Jones, who is the director of the Climactic Research Unit at the University of East Anglia--the one where data went "a-missin'" and hacked emails showed that data was inconveniently lost, there has been no "statistically-significant global warming since 1995."
My questions are:
1) Who is going to drive up to Al Gore's gated mansion and pass along the bad news?
2) Who is going to strip him of his Nobel Peace Prize and replace it with a No-ball Hysteria Prize?
3) Will this finally kill the ridiculous "carbon credits" scams?
4) Do I get to flick boogers on the windshields of Priuses? (Actually, I can answer that one: No. Unless I go to the Toyota plants where all the recalled Priuses are being fitted with stuff that works. HAHAAAA.)
Got a global warming hysteria problem? Truth finally said: "Relax. I'll handle it."
P.S. Heidi Cullen, fired Heidi Cullen of the Weather Channel, can officially ZIP IT.