If I have to see, hear, or read about another stupid vampire movie, I'm liable to pop an aneurysm. Vampire stories are sooooooo boring. Also boring are the women who fall for vampires like vampires are some sort of sweeeeet man-prize. Seriously. You date him. He bites you. You are a vampire. With pasty white skin. And goth eyes.
Vampire LOL Cats are not dumb.